Is it due to the acupuncture? Is it the fact that I was on bc pills for 3 months to regulate me again and just got off? Is it the fact that I'm taking a new medication? Is it the fact that I have absoultely NO STRESS since I'm unemployed? Who the heck cares! I O-LATED PEOPLE!!
Just in case you were wondering, (oh I know you are--don't lie) I have TRILLIONS of little fishies swimmin' around down yonder in my girly parts and I PRAY that one of those stinkin' fishies finds my teeny, tiny egg that fell out of my left fallopian tube in recent days. That's right...I even had the "o-latin' pain" on the left side! Okay..no need to bring me down by saying that the chances of me getting prego the first month are about 2%. I just want you to PRAY PRAY PRAY that this miracle happens for us! I may actually get a free baby!!! (We've done our share of PAYING for a baby but don't worry....it wasn't illegal and don't you judge me). And if it doesn't happen for me this time, then we'll pray that I continue to o-late on my very own. Just for your enjoyment, I have included a picture~
NOTE: This is not a picture of M's fishies. I'm sure M's are way better looking!
Enjoy the rest of your day!