So as I was watching her show one day this week, she had a guest on her show by the name of Fonzworth Bentley. Seriously? Like that's his real name. Apparently, he used to hold the umbrella for Puff Daddy/P.Diddy/Sean Combs. Wow. You're so cool Fonzworth. According to Chelsea, he looks like Bill Cosby. You be the judge:
So "Mr. Bentley" has a reality show on MTV on Tuesday nights called From G's to Gents. I saw a small clip of the show and I immediately thought OMG! That looks soooo stupid.
I'll just go ahead and tell you that I "accidentally" saw this show this morning (my DVR recorded this hot mess of a show instead of my beloved Real World episode) and I may or may not be hooked on it. It's about turning some gangsta's into gentlemen and trend setta's. I've always wanted to learn real-life gangster lingo so I could survive on the streets if my life should takes a turn for the worse. I really only watched the show in the hopes of excelling my small gangster vocabulary so I could know more words than Anniebanannie. But I was immediately afraid of these gangster-like people. With names like Riff Raff, All In, Dirty, Killa, Protege, and A-Felon, you would be scared too! Do you think they will read my blog and come after me??
I was most disturbed by Riff Raff, an unemployed white boy from Texas who has a flippin' grill up in his mouth. He tried to rap...and failed miserably. The only white rapper with mad skillz is Eminem, ok? Here is the colorful Riff Raff:
And then there's the sad story of Dirty, a barber from Miami. His momma left him in a trash can at 2 months of age and then she died of a drug overdose. He was raised in foster care and spent lots of time in juvenile detention. So it should come as no surprise that he became a full time gangsta. Here's a pic of the barber who may need to do some TLC to his own hairz:
Oh, and he's also an alcoholic who doesn't want to be rehabilitated.
And to put you all out of your misery (if you're even reading this at all) here's the last pic...a group one:
THUG LIFE, YO!
Well, since it's 75 degrees outside, I'm going for a walk/jog for the next 4 hours. I ate pizza this week and I have to weigh in tomorrow! Happy Thursday!