This is me right now.
I want to scream and let it all out but I still have a house guest!!
*My Christmas shopping is not complete and I thought it was. It seems I 'forgot' a couple of people. Next year, I vote that we draw names and only buy for ONE PERSON EACH.
*I haven't blogged in almost a week so that means I pretty much suck.
*I also haven't read many blogs since Saturday so I'm sure that you're ready to stop following me.
*My Christmas swap partner, SERIOUSLY SHAWN, will no longer want to be friends with me since I don't have all 12 of the required gifts to give her and I haven't started wrapping them yet either and it needs to be mailed in 6 short days. (If you want to help me get CREATIVE, I'll be your best friend forever.)
*This very same swap partner, along with her bully of a friend, MiMi, are blackmailing me into putting up a Christmas tree which I still haven't done because I am a horrible person and mother. I need energy. Where do I find that?
*I haven't been to the gym is WEEKS. Did you get that? W E E K S.
*I tried to get a massage this week and I couldn't get in. DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW STRESSED OUT I AM?
*My mom and I had a fight and she hasn't apologized yet and I don't think she will either. (And YES, it is HER FAULT.) Don't worry, I gave her a hug before I left.
*My daughter's first birthday party is in less than 2 weeks and I'm not 100% prepared. I'm ALWAYS prepared. What's wrong with me? I am losing brain cells at lightening speed and I don't like it ONE BIT.
*I'm making a picture book on Picaboo for a Christmas gift and I feel like it's NEVER gonna be finished. It has consumed many, many hours of my life.
*I don't have enough picture Christmas cards to mail out so I have to order more. I FAILED again.
*My DVR'd shows miss me so much. I think my recorder is almost full.
*I went to Walmart today. Enough said.
Yes, this is a NEGATIVE NANCY post and I don't care! I'm having a bad day and I needed to vent.
I really need a MARGARITA but I'm out of freakin' Patron.
|Thank you google images.|
In closing, I would like to say something positive. My OU Sooners will be playing in the Big VII Championship game on Saturday. If they don't win against Nebraska, I will need pills. Lots and lots of pills. And alcohol. Feel free to send them my way.