Yes, the time is here again for me to reveal answers to some completely random questions that I'm sure you all are just DYING to know, right?
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So this week, it was yours truly that came up with these craptastic questions so no bashing them in my comment section. If you want to complain, go visit my co-hosts Janette, Mamarazzi and Shawn and tell them. Or if you want to make a friend for life, tell them how AMAZING these questions are! ;)
(I might be drinking while writing this. Shhh...)
So here are the questions:
2). What's the most likely reason you might become famous?
3). What question are you repeatedly asked that you are tired of hearing?
4.) What's the last thing you broke?
5.) Finish this sentence. I can't believe I used to ________.1. Talent--If making up hand movements to songs while seat dancing were a talent, I'd pick that one. JennyKate and I have some serious skills in this area. But since it's not a "real" talent, I will go with lip syncing. I have mad Milli Vanilli skills.
2. Famous--It would be because I finally stalked Jenn Aniston enough that she really DID become my BFF and she'd ask her producer friends to make me famous. Oh wait....or maybe it's because I end up marrying Bradley Cooper or Brad Pitt (who is officially NOT married to whats-her-name but this could cause some harm to my BFF relationship with Jenn so I'll replace this option with Ryan Reynolds). Either way, I'm convinced that this is how I will and/or should become famous
3. Question--I am SO SICK of hearing "Isn't it time to give little Emma Kate a brother or a sister?" If I could, I would. TRUST ME. I'm not having unprotected s-e-x several times a week for nothing, people! Anybody want to have a child and give him/her to me?
4. Broke--I break things a lot! I wrote these questions and I'm having trouble remembering what the last thing was but it was probably the bank. I break the bank a lot with my internet shopping sprees. Don't tell M, ok?
5. I can't believe I used to make out with boys on the church bus. Are you judging me right now? Well stop. It happens. Just remember this when you send your children on the next church bus adventure. You.are.welcome.
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So, Milli, do you grab the hairbrush and sing too??
And I literally LOL'd on the 5th answer. This was such a flashback for me. I remember "holding hands" on the church bus and thinking I was such a rebel!
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I love these questions!!! Totally!!!
I think I would just have to tell people that Emma Kate is so special that she doesn't need a sibling and they should keep out!
Or you tell what you just told us and that will shut them up!!
I don't know who is stalking who. My friend Jenn Aniston texted me wanting to know what the hell the UP is and how would she get there. She wants to meet up with you, bad. I think she has gotten a little compulsive about it.
As far as getting a little brother or sister maybe you need to try a little mental imagery. You know the book, "The little engine that could" just keep telling yourself "I think I can, I think I can..." you know the rest. The rhythm might work if nothing else.
Great, I now have "Blame it on the rain" stuck in my head. I used to love me some Milli Vanilli!!
I'll never understand why people worry so much about other peoples' reproductive choices! Happy Wednesday.
Lip syncing is a pretty excellent talent, so many people are famous for doing it today.
I agree with Nadine, tell people Emma Kate is so cute and precious that she should be enough for them!
So hand gestures and lip syncing? Isn't that like a mime?
Ryan Reynolds makes me swoon, but don't tell, I don't want the hubs to strain himself trying to get those abs.
#3, ugh, I feel you. People can be so insensitive.
What, making out on the church bus? Where were the chaperones with the quarter hour hand checks?
I'm sorry, you lost back at Bradley Cooper, Brad Pitt, and Ryan Reynolds. From there on out, my focus was blurry.
*drool*
Wow...I'm going to think about church buses in a whole new light now! :) You think you have mad Milli Vanilli skills? Well, I'll have you know I can rock out to Hanson like nobody's business! "Mmm Bop" is my thang!
I have some mad lip syncing skills. I have to lip sync all the time at home because I sing so bad and it makes my son have a meltdown!
Hahaha! I am totally judging you about kissing on the church bus. At least it was not IN the church. But I'm sure you did that anyways!
Internet shopping sprees? The death of me ... BUT ... Don't you just love getting the packages in the mail!?
Sex, Sex, Seeeeeex!!!! ;)
I'll do the air guitar with your lip syncing!!
haha! People ask me that about giving my son a sibling too. damn its not that easy is it? Im trying too! HAHA
I am never sending my kids to church camp and it's all because of YOU!!!!!!
~Becca
Hey, any question that makes you think is a good question right? And the ones that makes you give fun answers are even better.
I never made out on the church bus with the guys--I'd known them too long and ewww. But maybe the guys in your church were cuter. It the curse of a small town.
lmbo.. I never was on a church bus.. the church storage shed whole other story.. My talent would have to be singing or fire vlogging lol..
I keep hearing about how bad church buses and sleepovers and camp are - REALLY making me think twice about allowing my kids to go :) Lol at breaking the bank on internet shopping sprees! Me too, IA, me too...
I also break the bank! ;)
I didn't know you were even trying to get knocked up. I'm on board! What can I do to help? ;) Bwhahaha!
Happy Hump Day my love!
Kinda like chair dancing...without the negative connotations, right? I have my own version: car chair dancing. Drives my son INSANE! LOL
You can't have Bradley Cooper. Cuz he's MINE!
Oooh! I hated that question. But little did I know the hubs had been telling people we were on the 5 in 5 plan. Seriously? And shame on the people who believed him!
Yeah...I break the bank with my internets shopping, too. *hangs head*
Oh, I believe it. You're one of *those* girls, aren't you. Not judging though...cuz I was one of those, too (only my church bus was a BAND bus). LMAO
GREAT questions, lady! So fun.
Why, why, WHY do people think that reproductive business is *their* business??? I'm sorry :(
Oh dear, I break things all the time. I really shouldn't be around any electronic equipment whatsoever. Let's see . . . iPhone {back in January, yep, still don't have that fixed!}, laptop. Thank goodness I haven't managed to break my camera yet. Hope I didn't just jinx myself :(
I hear you on the baby front. I am currently childless so my soon to be top of the list annoying question is "When are you going to have a baby?" followed by unsolicited comments about my age in relation to baby making. It's nice to know that the state of my uterus is such a hot-bed of excitement that people feel comfortable engaging in unsolicited conversations about it!
Ummmm is it bad that I feel your inappropriate church bus makeout sessions make you even cooler. Like we are totes kindred spirits. I'm all about inappropriate makeouts. Well not now...cause I'm old and married...but you know...back in the day.
I'm sorry you get asked that question a lot. It's hurtful and nobody's damn business.
I also used to make out on church trips. I got caught by my youth pastor once in a second base makeup session. It was super awkward.
I often wonder if people ask those annoying questions 'when are you having another baby' 'how are you feeling'--- is because they have nothing else to say--- its like seeing someone walking in the hallway and saying hello, how are you!? Its just a convo passer I think. Annoying anyway.. hope the trip is wrappin' up quick for ya!
Totally not judging you about the church bus. I made out with a guy in the church. You're right it happens.
Dash Cam. That's all I'm sayin'.
If you marry Bradley Cooper, can I be your Sister Wife?
I break the bank to. That's a good one.
Oooo, dang. Kissing boys in the church bus, in the church, at church camp. Guilty.
I never made out with boys on the church bus, but I remember what I wanted to do on the church bus...thus the children are banned from the church bus! ;)
oooh you should totally become famous. i mean you are already bloggy famous.
and good luck with the baby-making.
I hate it when people butt in. That's basically asking about your bedroom antics. None of your damn business! I'm sure we will get the baby questions soon too. I need clever comebacks!
Don't you be stealing my Ryan! We may have a cat fight. Watch out meow!
I used to make out at youth group functions too. Wasn't that the reason we went? Hehe.
I HATE being asked when we are going to have another child more than ANYTHING in the whole world. Totally not anybody's business.
That question would bug the snot outta me too! I never went to church camp.
(But this one time... at band camp...)
kidding.
Internet shopping sprees...the best kind since you can do it in pjs while having a Captain and Coke
Loving your blog! And you should definitely go for Ryan Reynolds ... Scarlet broke his heart and he needs a shoulder to cry on. Not that your man would appreciate this advice...
xox Lexi
Glitter & Pearls
Son of a beanbag. I just posted. I was telling Shawn the same thing.
Dude, I want to answer these. I know. I just thought of this: I'll do a two-fer next Wednesday. These questions plus the next batch. Quote me on it.
Wish I'd gone to church with you back in the day.
BTW, IA, these are awesome questions. My mind is churning with answers already.
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hey me again stalking you as always have to say love the answer to number three totally going to steal that one next time someone ask me that question again.
Everyday Life
Lip syncing...cool!
Man, I wanna break the bank, sounds like fun!!
Cracking up about the church van hookups! lol!!
I hate those "When are you having another kid?" questions too! I've struggled with infertility and clomid treatments to get my kids. Stop asking already!
I love that you made out with boys on a church bus! I wish I would have been that brave as a kid!
I made out with boys in the youth shack at church.
And at church camp.
And on the church bus.
I'm Methodist. We are wee bit free.
You can have one of my kids.
Ryan Reynolds is so yummmmmy!
(and tell JennyKate that I haven't been able to read her blog for a couple weeks now because my filter keeps denying me access, so I know I'm missing out on some really good stuff if she's getting blocked!)
Any chick that is smart enough to call my girlie adorable deserves a "follow"! (woot)
Love these ?'s!
You can always become famous by being friends with someone who marries Bradley Cooper. He name will probably rhyme with Deliriously Dawn!
Breaking the bank is fun and something we did not do while in Tx. Why is that?
Lovin' you like I love my ice cream!
These questions are awesome! Not your typical boring q&a post... lol! May have to link up! :)
1) I am a fantastic lip syncer too.
2)I'm with JK, can I be a Sister Wife too???
3)I heard this all the time BEFORE I was married. They came from my family...rediculous huh! I think people knew how badly I wanted kids they just kept telling me to go for it. Ummm hello what family tells you to do that??? SO Glad I didn't do that.
As far as the giving you a baby, If you supplied the egg & sperm I'd totally carry one for you. I'm a great incubator. I just couldn't do it if any of my DNA were involved. I am being TOTALLY serious by the way!!!
4) Uggghhh I used to brake the bank all the time, now there isn't really a bank to break. Stupid ecomomy budget!
5) Not judging, kind of impressed actually :) Me & my boyfriend (hubs now) did naughty things on the track bus coming home from meets. LOL
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em eff! Your little linky link is doing quite well! you don't even need me anymore...
so, when are you going to give little Emma Kate a brother or sister?? Just wondering...
Jenn Aniston=no bueno. Angie Jolie=YES bueno!
I break the bank alot HAHAHAHAHAHA!! don't steal my talents.
hey, making out on the church bus makes is THAT more exciting and holy.
love you.
LOL! Your answers cracked me up! Hmm...growing up without religion, I never knew church buses could be so scandalous. ;)
Love your sense of humor!
LOVED your questions but didn't get my rear in gear in time to post my answers. Since I know you won't be able to sleep until you hear mine, here goes...
1. I have a talent for posting about poop. I don't know anyone else who has this skill and therefore I would win in that category.
2. I hope it isn't because of #1. I think if I ever write my autism book I will be famous. People will beg me to sign their book and speak at their conferences. I just know it. Don't be jealous.
3. WHY? (It's summer and the kids are home)
4. A plastic spatula. I'm very strong.
5. fart on purpose. YUCK.
I made out on church bus too- so yea- gotta watch out for those church boys :)
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