Monday, October 3, 2011

Talk To Us Tuesday #4

Hey friends and first time visitors!  Shawn and I are here spilling secrets and talking about it. Care to join us? Link up your Tuesday post with us down below.  There are NO RULES! But a shout-out or our adorable button in your post would be greatly appreciated.

Well, as you are reading this, I am leaving my lovely co-host's gorgeous mansion house and heading back to Okieville.  We had so much fun!  Here are some highlights for you and things I've learned on my trip:
  • DO NOT add OJ to Shawn's margarita.
  • She likes vibration between her legs.
  • She will whistle at strange men standing on the side of the street.
  • She hits her kids.
  • She talks to Honey about orgasms.
  • She makes an interesting vajayjay symbol that a teenager taught her.
  • Crotchless panties were talked about over sushi.
  • She taught me phrases like "poke and hope", "spray and pray", and "baby batter".
  • Two Depends are not enough to hold her full bladder if she needs to tinkle while driving.
  • If you choose not to wear your seatbelt, she will brake-check your face into the dashboard and laugh so hard that she will pee.  Again.
  • She pee's her pants OFTEN. Like 4 times in 5 days. Here is proof:

It's been a long time since I have laughed as hard as I did on my Florida excursion.  We discovered that we're pretty funny ladies! I have TONS of pictures that I need to upload in Picnik so those will be in another post but I DO have a picture from JennyKate.  She went to Forks last week.  If you're a Twilight fan, you know of this place.  Look what she sent me:

Of course I'm Team Jacob and she knows it and supports my decision. Haters not need comment, m'kay?

I will leave you with a short video from my trip to the Sunshine State. To post the whole video would have been crazy insane long and only funny to a few.  Don't worry.  There will be another video next Tuesday and if you want to see me do some pushups while intoxicated, please click HERE


Did you write a Tuesday post?  If so, link that baby up with us!  I will be commenting from the airports I will be visiting today BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU! ♥ 



Date Girl said...

lol, so are my boobs. I'm so glad I got to skype with you guys. I can't wait to see you both in person next summer!

I still can't believe she peed her pants so much. I'm a little more terrified of motherhood now.

Have a safe trip back and I can't wait til you visit and we do all this craziness again, except maybe in San Francisco? What do you say?

Shawn said...

I'm not sure where I should begin!

* I do hate OJ in my margaritas!
* The cell phone between my legs scared me, it did not excite me!
* I will whistle at men and then blame it on who ever's sitting in the passengers seat.
* We were talking about a hair salon called HAIRGASMs, I was not talking to her about orgasms!
* Yes, I do!
* It was crotchless Spankz, get it straight!
* Yes I did and you are welcome.
* Sadly, that is 100% true!
* What can I say, I"m a safety girl!
* This only happens occasionally, not daily. That doesn't help does it?

Where's my post card JK?

That video is way too funny and I cannot believe I let you talk me into posting it!

I'm super sad you're leaving....

Myya said...

I was laughing so hard my hubs told me I was gay. I kept laughing. I love the video. You two are HI-larious!!!
I have to say I agree with Shawn... you do lie. You are damn good at it, but you do lie. Although when it came to the list, I am banking that you probably told the truth in most of it! LOL.

Sooooo glad you two had such a great time!!!

Stacie said...

OK, here are words that should not be used in the same post--crotchless, sushi, and pee. But whatever trips your trigger!

Heather's Happenings said...

Who doesn't like vibration between there legs ;)

Need to know what the vajayjay symbol is.

You two are the best! Glad you guys had a blast!

Melanie said...

Glad you had an awesome trip!!! It sounds like a complete blast!

Connie said...


Who are you engaged to? I thought we had something special.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that pees their pants daily!

Amber said...

Can you guys visit eachother more often? Because you've provided some really great entertainment with your blogs the past couple of days. Of course not to say that you're not entertaining anyway...but yanno...whateves.

Does Twitardia really exist??

VandyJ said...

Sounds like you guys had way too much fun. Wait, is it possible to have too much fun? I don't think so.
Hope you enjoyed a Captain for me and honestly I don't like OJ in my margarita either.

Jill said...

It sounds like you guys had a BLAST!!!! Love this post, I agree that you ladies need to visit each other more often - apparently hilarity follows!! ;)

Boobies said...

I'm still devastated that Shawn's twitter advance towards me wasn't her. Hmmmph!

It looks like you girls got along fine without me. LOVE you doing drunken push ups...That's classic!

;) XO

Colleen said...

Oh my gosh, I can almost FEEL the hilarity through the screen. That sounds like it was a freaking BLAST.

I'm so glad you ladies (ahem) had such an awesome time.

I want to see that vajayjay sign.

missy. said...

omg that is awesome. love that you guys had so much fun.

Megan (Best of Fates) said...

Sounds like you two are hilarious gals to hang around!

MiMi said...

Have you ever inhaled popcorn??? Cuz I just did!!! You guys!!!

Emmy said...

That is a lot of pee pee her girls must have been big babies. Though I may have peed once that much while laughing pre-kids, so guess I can't talk :) Glad you had fun

Vivienne @ the V Spot said...

OH my gosh. I just don't even know what to say. I am laughing at your push-ups still... It looks like you guys had such a good time.

Bridget said...

Oh my stars this is so stinking hilarious!!! Looks like you two had a great time!

Shawn said...

I'm back... I still cannot believe I had NO BLADDER CONTROL AT ALL during your visit. I also cannot believe I let you post the pictures to prove it. You know what a good sport I am right?

My Inner Chick said...

---Nothin' like girl-time and pissin' your pants! HA HA. So FUN. x

sarajo said...

Oh this makes me so glad I don't drink. Cuz really, I don't need it. I'm crazy as it is without the added "help".

OMG, y'all are just too funny! So, what, are the phrases referring to?

Too much fun was had. But glad you did!

Singedwingangel said...

Well great now I am even more jealous.. I miss all the fun.

Johanson Family said...

Sorry I was slow Link up but love y'all and adore the friendship that you have with each other!! Real people, real
Fun and of course sad bc I would LOVE to hang with y'all! You both crack me up! Xoxo

Kimi said...

You chicas crack my ass up. Like I may pee my pants just reading this post! Good thing I do daycare cause there are plenty if diapers around this joint. I'd sing the praises of Utah and why you should visit me here bit I won't's Utah.

Baloney said...

Crotchless Spanx?

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

No wonder you needed a female urination device. Really though, they are not meant to be shared.

I really really like her snuggie, although she is wearing it backward. Did you take yours to Florida?

I think your conversation over sushi is totally appropriate. It's what I think of while eating sushi. I don't know why.

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Oh, I'll check out the video when I get home. It may not be cubicleville appropriate. Again, the only vlogs I watch are yours.
When are you and JK hooking up for another vlog. I really miss her.

becca said...

you two totally crack me up

Ed Pilolla said...

the video is hysterical. you two are naturals:)
this is the first week in a while i didn't do a tuesday post. i'll look for you next week. thanks:)