Talk Is Cheap. I'm Glad Something Is.

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Hello Lovies! Guess what? It's time for Talk To Us Tuesday staring my sassy partner-in-crime, Seriously Shawn, and yours truly.  
I have so much that I need to blog about but finding the time to do it seems impossible on most days.
Let's start with a picture, shall we? Here is a picture of some shoes that I wanted to buy from Kohl's for an upcoming trip. After texting a picture of these beauties {which were marked down 80%} to my friend whose name sounds like SHAWN, I didn't purchase them. Apparently, she would pretend not to know me should I have these on at our next meet-up.

Ok, these are kinda ugly to everybody, right?

And how about this picture? This is what I found in my besties bathroom this weekend. Rhonda {shout-out} introduced me to my beloved Poo-Pourri but who knew they made a camo version? Trap the Crap. I like it. I must order some asap. It even has a nice pleasant manly smell.

Speaking of Poo-Pourri, do you remember me telling you I have a travel-sized poo spray that I use when my colon feels the need to make me go in public? Well, I had to use it this weekend. 
You see, my diet and my colon are not friends. My colon likes it when I eat sugar and flour and all the bad stuff. Mr. Colon hasn't dealt with all the healthy choices I'm making so sometimes there is  what I like to call an "explosion" every once in a while {or 3 times in one day. Whatever.} 
Anyway, as I'm rushing to the bathroom, I reach a stall and I barely make my sitting position in time before one of these "explosions" takes place. Just then, a sweet little child who was in a stall with their mother says "What was that loud noise?" Ugh. Just another embarrassing moment in the life of IA.
Why do I always have the poo issues and why do I feel it necessary to blog about it? Maybe I'm looking for my COLON TWIN. I know she's out there. 
Link up with us today and let us know what's going on with you. The NO RULES thing makes it easy. Why not play with us?
Also, visit me tomorrow where I'll be talking about my weight and telling you my dreaded "number". It's bad, yo but I'm fixing it.
**If you have an account with "myfitnesspal", find me under impulsiveaddict. I'd love to be friends with you so we can keep each other accountable for some weight loss! =)
XOXO,