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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Booze, Brownies, and Big Balls.

It's the month of love, right? Well, I love a lot of things. 
I love my family.
I love my friends.
I love my dog.
I love massages and spa days.
I love a clean house.
I love organization.
My list could seriously go on all night.


But you know what I love that I can't have right now?
ALL OF THIS.

Do you know how torturous it was for me to lay out all these LOVEly items in order to shoot the picture? My willpower has big girl balls all of her own. This diet is my bitch


Yes, I need all 3 bottles of Captain and no they're not up for grabs so back up off me, Yo


Yes, I still have my cute little bottle of Patron that Shawn got me as one of my gifts in the 12 Days of Christmas Swap. It's too adorable to open! 


Yes, I still have that box of brownies that has been sitting in my pantry {screaming my name} for a couple of months now. Don't you worry your pretty little head. They will be consumed by me before the expiration date of June 2012.


Becca wants to know what we love this month for DayDreamin' Friday. I'm changing it up a bit and using booze and brownies instead of a vacation picture.
So, I wanna know.....what do you LOVE today?

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35 peeps showin' some love:

Date Girl said...

awwww! How much longer til you get to drink again?! I hope by your Cali trip or Shawn is going to be sitting next to one crabby lady on that plane. ;-)

Have you heard about no pudge brownie mix? It's from trader joe's and you use plain yogurt. They have zero fat. Might even work on the diet...and they actually taste good!

Myya said...

I LOOOVE that this diet is your bitch. I am so proud of you. I want a bitch!!

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

I'm impressed. What's it like to have a bitch?

Stacie said...

Everybody needs their own bitty, glad you have found yours!

Becca @ R We There Yet Mom? said...

YOU are so good- amazing willpower- keep it up - use posts like this to laugh in that darn Dukan diet's face!!!

Thanks for linking up!!

~Becca

Brandy@YDK said...

good for you. because i have absolutely no willpower. none. zilch!

Connie said...

I would not be able to resist the brown mix.

Sarah Kate said...

Girl, your willpower is amazing!!! If something is in my house, I'll eat it! So I have to make sure none of that even makes it in the door! I'm proud of you for holding out so long!

BTW - I joined that Fitness Pal thing you were talking about. Not sure if I like it yet though. Seems like such a hassle to log EVERYTHING!

Emmy said...

You are doing it!! You are awesome! You are strong! You are beautiful and it will all be worth it.

Kimi said...

OMG...just never you worry...there will be tequila consumed in your honor tonight. Yes. You're welcome.

Girl I honest do not know how you do it. I'd cry myself to sleep every night hugging that box of brownies to make sure no one else ate them before I got the chance.

VandyJ said...

I love a good night's sleep, however elusive it is.
I love a good spiced rum--the Captain is a wonderful friend to have.
I love a relaxing stay on a beach, too bad the beach is so far away.

Amy said...

You have all that sitting in your pantry and you've been avoiding it?!?! Well look at your will power! Go you! Happy Friday :)

CanadianMama said...

Great - now I want all this shit too!

Xazmin said...

Today I love YOU!

You rock the most - all that willpower and crap.

I wish I had it. I am such a freakin' slacker.

But good job!!

Steph said...

When are you going to drink the Captain? This is getting ridiculous. :)

Nadine Hightower said...

Rats! and Damn!! I thought you had a nifty cool recipe going!

jennykate77 said...

I love you.
And Robert Pattinson.
And the Breaking Dawn Part 1 DVD that I'm buying tomorrow morning at 12:01am.
And Patron.
And undercooked brownies.
And Snoop Dogg.
And Fridays.

jennykate77 said...

OH, and I love my family...and friends. Obvs. ;)

Beth said...

Great willpower workout! :)

The good thing is that the Captain will always be patiently waiting for you- he doesn't go bad.

becca said...

you are one tough chick because i would have given into the brownies

Jenna said...

You crack me up and I am amazed at your willpower! I can't resist brownies and/or booze. Way to go lady!

Jenna said...

You crack me up and I am amazed at your willpower! I can't resist brownies and/or booze. Way to go lady!

Jenna said...

You crack me up and I am amazed at your willpower! I can't resist brownies and/or booze. Way to go lady!

Megan Harmeyer said...

You're doing so good!! KEEP IT UP!! And I agree...a big 'ol bottle of the Captain sounds really good right 'bout now.

The Connaughton's said...

I would gladly take one of those Cappy bottles off your hands....say....after May 4th!!!

Rhiannon said...

you got a lot of captn there..... hehe ;-)
you go girl you can do it

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Dude, diets bite. I won't even tell you how good my Kinky drinks were last week, because they were AMAZING and I don't want to make you feel bad that I got to drink some amazing drinks, and you don't.

The Kooky Queen--Rachel said...

I like your kind of dieting!!! A diet of brownies is something I could get used to. :)

Jonni Baloney said...

I'm craving chocolate like mad these days.
I thought when you didn't eat sugar you stopped craving it. I'm really bummed to hear you are still craving it.

MiMi said...

What would it be like to use the captain IN the brownies...?

My Inner Chick said...

---You know what's really good?

Warm gooey brownies and Merlot!!!

xxx

Emily said...

Booze and brownies -- I want some! :)

Rachel said...

It's 10pm here and I'm starving.

And that picture of the brownies just did me in.

Excuse me, I'll be back after I eat my willpower ;)

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Girl you've got some major will power to be holding onto those brownies for so long!

missy. said...

i can see the bottle i got you with the ribbon around it! that best be the first one you open when you can have a drink.