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Monday, April 9, 2012

I Embarrass Myself For You. You're Welcome.




Well, it's Tuesday again and I'm blogging for TTUT! I know, I know. I'm sucking it up lately over here but I've got a lot of things going on and I'm trying to find a nice balance between all of my additions. So, just stick with me, ok? I'll be back to "normal" soon I hope! In the meantime, hook up with my gorgeous co-host, Shawn, and myself for a no-rules meme! Who doesn't love that? 


So, I have a short story for this weeks post. I was out of eggs last week and decided to run into CountryMart instead of the dreaded Hellmart because it's way easier and NEVER busy. So, as I'm cruising one of the aisles {holding my nose because this store has a disgusting, dirty feet odor}, I had a little gas that needed to be released. Who doesn't on occasion, right?


Well, I let one rip and it was a little stinky but just so you know, I felt TONS better.


Just as I was about to turn the corner, a family of 4 starts down the aisle. Before I could get out of site, I hear the little boy say "Ewww Mom! That lady farted and it STINKS". 


Oh
Em
Gee.


I grab the eggs, not even checking to see if any were broken, and head to the front for a speedy check out. 


Well, at CountryMart, there is no such thing as a speedy check out. I got stuck waiting on the ONE cashier that was working. Guess who comes up behind me?


That family of 4.


Guess who mentions my stinky fart for all to hear by saying"Mom--there's the lady that farted!"?


That little brat boy better watch his back. 


I will leave you with a family Easter picture we took after church on Sunday. Both grandparents were at our house this weekend and even with the rain, we made it a great holiday weekend! Emma had a blast coloring eggs and finding them hiding around the house and being center of attention was just an extra bonus.




FUN FACT: We set the camera on a green ladder in my front yard so we could do a timed picture. Yes, we are white trash and PROUD.


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46 comments:

Delilah Love said...

See this is exactly why I don't like children other than my own. Geesh, a girl can't even fart in public without getting called out. What is the world coming to?

Date Girl said...

Ain't nothing whiskey tango about your family, and that house (gorgeous!!).
Lol, I can't believe that little brat tattled on you. Makes you want to embarrass him when he's a tween on a date doesn't it?

Shawn said...

You were outed by a 6 year old! I'm sorry but that's some funny shit!

You look fabulous my dear, it's so nice that everyone can get a long...we went to the beach alone if that tells you anything!

Xazmin said...

Bwahaha!

Okay, let me just say that I bet that kids parents were WAY more embarrassed than you were!

But thanks for sharing the awesome story!

Also - my family will always take the cake on white trash - sorry.

Amanda said...

You should have done the mature thing and responded with "Oh yeah? You used to poop your pants. I bet you still wet the bed." That would have put him in his place.

Nikky44 said...

That was funny! Thank you!

allstarme said...

I have totally used a ladder as a tripod. No biggie!

Chell said...

LOL I bet the momma of that little boy was just as embarassed. Kids are so mean. I can't believe he did that to you! hehehe

Hmmmm a ladder eh? The last time we tried the whole family pic thing, I tried to balance the camera on the back of the couch. Ladder sounds much safer...

Stacy Uncorked said...

Nothing worse than getting called out on a fart by a 6-year old - especially when it's not once but twice!

Love the family picture - genius using the ladder to set it up, I never would have guessed! :)


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Heathers Happenings said...

Hahaha I can't believe that little boy called you out twice.

Beautiful family picture. Glad you had a wonderful Easter.

Connie Weiss said...

Look at how skinny you and your husband are!!!!

Stinky lady.

Jill said...

ha! I have a friend who drops little stink bombs in stores all the time...always an adventure shopping with her!! ;)

Ah, who am I kiddin'. I do it too. We alllll do!

Lovely family photo! You look AWESOME!!!!

Sarah Kate said...

Before I comment on the stinky fart fiasco, I gotta say YOU LOOK AMAZING!!!!! Holy weight loss!

Christy, you should know you can't just let a fart out wherever you like. You at least gotta let it go near the dairy aisle. Then you can blame it on something like spilled milk, or sour milk. I should know - I'm an expert in this area.

A Randomlicious Blog for the Soul said...

LOL that is so something I would do! I would have been so embarrassed!! I laughed though..thank you for that.

That is a good picture and I think it's a great idea to stick the camera on a ladder! My mom wanted to take pictures of all of us but I didn't know how we'd do it..next time I know to use the ladder! LOL

Dee Stephens said...

Yes! Dukan is working for ya'll!

Nicole said...

ok the camera/ladder so doesn't make you white trash! And how could the little kid really prove it was you... lol :)

Megan W said...

First of all...I'm totally you in the farting department. I swear I only get that feeling while shopping! BUT, did that boys parents ever tell him to stop being a little asshole, I mean that he was being rude? Haha!

What a beautiful photo! You and the mister have got some great genes and little Emma Kate has got them too!

My Inner Chick said...

I loved giggling at your expense.

Fabulous.

What a BRATtttt!

How is your 50 Shades going? <3

kourtney said...

Ahahaha! Only you would get called out from a fart!
Glad you all had a fun Easter-cute picture!!

Red Stethoscope said...

Hahahaha! You always crack me up! You guys look beautiful in your Easter picture!

VandyJ said...

To bad the dirty foot odor didn't cover your gas.
Lovely picture. We couldn't get the fams together this year. We were all sick and didn't want to share germs.

Carrin said...

We were in line at the Empire State building getting our tickets checked with a bunch of unruly teens in front of us. When I smelled fart. So naturally I say to my entourage OMG It stinks so bad someone totally farted! We move on down the line and realize the smell is now gone yet the teens are still in front of us. It then hits me that the ticket checker was the one who farted & I was going on & on about it right in front of her! OOPS!
Also, I just now read your last mee TTUT & I just downloaded the Grey series to my EReader! Can't wait to dig in to it!

Amy said...

Hahhaa what a brat! He totally sold you out. And that's a gorgeous family pic! You got some good genes in your fam :)

Steph said...

Whoops!

There is nothing wrong with being a little white trash. You all look great!

Lori E said...

Snicker. Oh the things kids will say out loud. Mine never did but other people's kids.....

Cori H. said...

Girl, I'm positive that I would have died if that little boy would have outed me! haha! I'm glad you had a good Easter. Beautiful picture!

Johanson Family said...

Well you should have turned around and said---oooh IT FELT SOOOO GOOD!! Why are kids so blunt and obvious!? hah.. you're too funny.
Love your family shot! You and M look FAB and lil' Em!!! OH she is a DOLL!!
Love your shoes too!!

Love ya toots!

Stacie said...

That must have been some fart if the dirty feet smell couldn't cover it up!

Power to white trash!

Kelly said...

LOL!!!

My boys are the little turds that will call out a public farter!! It's just as embarrassing to be on that end of the situation, let me tell ya!!

I love the family photo, gorgeous!!

xoxo

Vivienne @ the V Spot said...

And this is why I never, ever fart.

(Gorgeous photo, however you got it! You're looking hawt!!)

Melanie said...

Oh my gosh. I would have died. On a bright note, you look gorge, I love your dress, and your house is beautiful! That trumps a fart in public, right?

Daisy said...

Hahaha! Very innovative way to cover up the smelly feet odour.

Becca @ R We There Yet Mom? said...

That is a good one but the classroom story is SO much better.

~Becca

Adriane said...

On the White Trash scale, I think that farting (or "crop dusting," as my husband likes to call it) in a store is a little higher on the list than using a ladder for a tripod! ;-) Not that I've never done it...just been fortunate enough to never been called out for it! HAHAHAHA! If that had been Cash, I would have told him to quit being a little asshole.

MiMi said...

Farting in the store is awesome. Just move quick enough to get to the next aisle!

Rebekah said...

Haha oh my word, I just died. That kid needs to learn to shut his mouth! Love the picture of you all!

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Ha! That will show you. Hellmart? Either they wouldn't notice, or they would have taken it as a challenge and tried to one up you on the stink factor.

hotpants™ said...

YOU FARTED! AHAHAHAHA!

Putting your camera on a ladder isn't white trash. It's smart. :)

starnes family said...

You are a freak show.

Emmy said...

Haha he totally called you out! You could have said, haven't you read everybody poops? hehe

Lourie said...

The one to blame lit the flame! (For future farts in stores) hahaha. What a rotten boy. It will come back to him...in school....in front girls. BHAHAHAHAHA!

Myya said...

Haaaaa I LOVE it! This is freaking awesome. I've had someone come up an aisle before I could make a quick escape. Wanna know what I did... I totally blamed the baby. YUP, I did! :)

Great family picture. You are looking all kinds of awesome. Seriously though your man is losing FAST. I hate that, Sammer can just say "oh I want to lose a little" & BAM he is down 5 lbs. Jerks. LOL

Mercy D'souza said...

Kids are just too honest. I'll bet his mother never said anything because she was super embarrassed. I would be.

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Haha! I love that the kid kept pointing you out! What's he working for america's most wanted!?! lol

Jen said...

I have a friend whose husband used to take the rap for her nasty farts. It was one of the reasons she fell in love with him! True story.

jennykate77 said...

Look at your skinny ass self!!! M looks good too! You guys are just rocking the weight loss.

Cute family photo, no matter how white-trash your technique was.

The story is HIlarious!!!

I'd trip that kid the next time I saw him and then say "didn't your mom teach you to tie your shoes?!"...and walk off. I'm gangsta like that. It's how I roll.