Mom, there is no need to read this post. Move along to the next one. You know my past was less than glamorous.
- I had a "sexual situation" on an airplane.
- I've never had a one night stand.
- I have flashed my boobs for beads during Mardi Gras.
- I kissed a girl and I liked it.
- I took naked pictures of M when we were dating and we have NO IDEA where they are now.
- JennyKate and I invented a perverted blogger named Paul and we left dirty and nasty comments on our friends posts using his screen name.
Which one is the LIE? I'll reveal the answer on Monday!
Happy Thirsty Thursday!
Someone please for the love of all things rum, please drink a Captain and Coke for me tonight! K'thanks.
I love you like a crackwhore loves crack,