- DO NOT add OJ to Shawn's margarita.
- She likes vibration between her legs.
- She will whistle at strange men standing on the side of the street.
- She hits her kids.
- She talks to Honey about orgasms.
- She makes an interesting vajayjay symbol that a teenager taught her.
- Crotchless panties were talked about over sushi.
- She taught me phrases like "poke and hope", "spray and pray", and "baby batter".
- Two Depends are not enough to hold her full bladder if she needs to tinkle while driving.
- If you choose not to wear your seatbelt, she will brake-check your face into the dashboard and laugh so hard that she will pee. Again.
- She pee's her pants OFTEN. Like 4 times in 5 days. Here is proof:
I will leave you with a short video from my trip to the Sunshine State. To post the whole video would have been crazy insane long and only funny to a few. Don't worry. There will be another video next Tuesday and if you want to see me do some pushups while intoxicated, please click HERE.
Did you write a Tuesday post? If so, link that baby up with us! I will TRY to comment from the airports I will be visiting today BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU! ♥