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Monday, March 4, 2013

Who Am I?





Helllo friends! Shawn and I are here to host another edition of TTUT. You guys are so faithful. I know I haven't been around the links the last 2 weeks. I'm hoping to do better this week. I'm being a single momma for a couple of days so bare with me.

We've had some newbies linking up and leaving comments. YAY! We love newbies! I've emailed back and forth with some of you who have wanted to know a little more information about my crazy azz. Soooo, I've created a post JUST FOR YOU and whoever else feels like you want to know me a little bit better. You.Are.Welcome.


Who is Impulsive Addict? 
Well, I've been married to a wonderful husband and baby daddy for over 10 years. I'm a wife-in-training, mommy to Emma Kate and Drew Michael, gourmet chef, costume-wearing maid, laundry washer (and dryer), household accountant, daughter, granddaughter, great granddaughter, sister, best friend, teacher, and an Alpha momma to an adorable, well-mannered Beagle named Lexi.

I'm originally from the Tulsa area but moved to Fort Worth to teach for 7 glorious years.  Teaching was who I was...and who I hope to be again minus the migraines and over-abundance of paperwork and staff meetings.  Or maybe I'll go back to stripping...

Big city life was amazing!  And then Smallville, Oklahoma happened on 10-31-08.  M, my beloved husband and partner in crime, took a job transfer to get us closer to my family but it came with a small price tag: a town full of swingers and methheads who I'm constantly face-to-face with at the local Walmart.  Don't be jealous. 

Later this month, we will become residents of a slightly bigger town in Southern Oklahoma. We're hoping it has less methheads and swingers and more "normal people" and some tasty non-chain restaurants. I'll give you a full report when we get settled.

After struggling with infertility for 6 years, you will see me blog about my miracle babies (literally) on occasion but I try not to over-do it as I would not want to be bundled with the mommy blogs...not that I don't love them.  I do.  Fo real. It's just not me but I will sneak a few updates and pics in there just because I can. And it's my blog. {Lately, I've been in mommy-blogging mode most of the time. I'm working on this.}

I'm passionate about my family and by friends.  I will stick up for them and {try} to fight anyone that ever tried to hurt them. They are the foundation for who makes me who I am today and I love each one of them whole-heartedly. FYI: The blogging world has introduced me to TONS of great friends. **SHOUT OUT**

I'm not a rule-follower and I probably never will be.  If you demand my attention, you probably won't get it. If you act stuck up, then we will never be friends IRL.  I'm opinionated but I am always willing to hear the flip side of any situation.

I love music and I have a very ecliptic range of favorites from rock, to pop, hair bands, hip hop, old school rap, and a tiny bit of country. I listen to my music while I "wog" {walk/jog} around my hood. It just puts me in a good mood!

I have several addictions. My iphone can be a huge problem. Ask EVERYONE. I'm a facebook stalker, a nosey Nelly when it comes to pictures, and an active "liker". Reality TV is the reason for my existence is my favorite pick-me-up. The junkier the better. TLC, "the "LEARNING" channel, will be watched at some time during the day. It makes me feel better about myself. And last, but not least, I love the Captain...as in Morgan. We have a special bond. It's magical.

My posts will hold nothing back even if it means posting my most embarrassing moments including my drunken stupors and late night antics. DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!

There ya have it. Now, tell me something about you and link up your Tuesday post with us! We have NO RULES!

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29 comments:

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Not a word about your second best friend, Cap'n Morgan! Are you guys splitting up?

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Hey, I think you edited the Cap'n in after I posted!!

Mrs. Match said...

I don't like overly demanding people either. Ick! I really hope you fall in love with your new town!
Something about me? I've got mild OCD that strikes without warning. I'm a reformed party girl and people from my past can't believe I'm settled down. Im not sure what to make of that!

Cathy Kennedy said...

No judging here. I'm conservative and private, but don't mistaken that for an old stick in the mud. You would be surprise to learn my darkest secrets, but remember I'm private so you'll never read anything about that on the net. That's just the way I am. lol

I think it's rather wonderful that gals such as yourself can be so open & free. I hope you can escape the undesirables in your new local. Isn't it a shame to be around such scum? BTW, has Shawn began her move? I noticed she didn't have TTUT post and figured she was busy boxing up or something.

Oh well, have a great day and thanks for hosting & keep the fun going!

Stacie said...

You are like the fun to my fuddy duddy. We are alot alike, but you have more fun than me, because I am a boring old rule follower. I have to live through you. And now, I am going to see if I have posted too many Mommy things lately...

Stacy Uncorked said...

This is why I love you so much - we are alike in so many ways! :) Oh, wait - is that too pushy? >;o)~ I loved reading more about who you are - you just went up a few notches in my book. Not on the bedpost. You know what I mean. ;)

I'm looking forward to reading all about your new town and new digs! :)


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Shawn said...

Ahhh my sweet and spicy friend in a nutshell!

Love you chicka!

VandyJ said...

I am the quiet girl that hangs around the fun girls like you who shocks everyone when I can keep up, swear with the best of them and make everyone laugh. But the first time out, I'll be sort of wallflowerish, unless the outgoing one drags me into the conversation. I'm no leader, but a great follower.
Love hearing about those cuties you call children. And love hearing about your antics with friends.

Miss Angie said...

I heart your face.

Thanks for hosting gorgeous!

Emmy said...

Yep that is you in a nutshell. No one can ever accuse you of not being real and yourself. And hey when you have a new adorable baby it is nearly impossible to be a bit of a mom blogger.

Kenzie Smith said...

It's so great getting to know you again :D I try not to be too much of a mom blogger but sometimes my little man sneaks in to my posts ha ha.

incognitusscriptor.com said...

Ha! It is kind of nice to be reminded who a blogger is, even when you read them frequently.

Myya said...

You should totally go back to stripping, maybe I'll join ya. I hear big boobs make the $$$! Of course, I'm not so sure if gross guys like the big ole guts as well. Ehhhh whatever!

Dee Stephens said...

I'm with the rest of the peeps. No mention of the Captain??!! LOL

Heathers Happenings said...

I could never judge you! Your one rockin chick.

Nicole said...

I read my husband some of your posts (especially the funny ones). He loves them. :). I wish I could be as open, but my mom usually yells at me to take something down when I am...

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MiMi said...

Off topic, but...I wanted to make a monogram for Drew but it would have turned out DAM.

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My Inner Chick said...

Love learning more about you!

Are we on Facebook together?

I want to stalk you! Haaa xx

Sarah Shumate said...

Ha! I love this! Most I already knew since we've been friends for a good two years now, I think!

I watch TLC to make me feel better, too. When I watch Hoarders I get all self-righteous because I know that even though I haven't dusted in six months, I'm positive there are no dead cat skeletons hiding underneath clothes from 1973 in my closet.