Monday, January 28, 2013

Hey Look! I'm back!

Yes. That's right. I'm ACTUALLY blogging today! This means that I actually HAVE an internet connection and that I have a little down time to throw something my dad won't leave me alone about needing something to read on Tuesday mornings.

In any case, Shawn will be pleasantly surprised that she's not hosting alone again and maybe my readers will forgive me for being gone. Also, maybe she can help me interpret this drunk text I got over the weekend. Shawn? Any thoughts?

So, what's new with you?

I went house shopping in my soon-to-be new town on Saturday. It went ok. We found a house we love. We'll see what happens. My realtor, Fern, who is about 89 years old, will be my first friend. Hopefully she'll help me figure out that crazy town. I wonder if she's a swinger?

I'll tell you a quick funny story before I post a couple of adorable pictures for you to enjoy. 

You know how kids are a little too honest, right? So, Emma and I were out doing a little shopping recently, and a sweet little old man pushing a walker came our way. Emma said "hi" {being the social butterfly she is} and he stopped to talk to her for a bit. In the middle of him complimenting her outfit, she proceeds to tell him... 

"You fordot to brush yer teef dis morning 'cause yer bref is stinky."

DID SHE JUST SAY THAT? Holy geez. I was mortified. What do ya do?

Do you follow me on instagram or twitter? You should. I post a picture daily. I love picture stalking.  

Have you ever seen hair like this? It absolutely won't lay flat. It cracks us up! 
Drew and his Nana. LOVE!
Did you use (or do you use) a sleep sack? BEST.INVENTION.EVER. Ok, that may be a stretch, but I'm a big fan.
Ever tried this before? How do you people with more than 2 kids get your kids to pose for pictures? I broke a sweat trying to get one decent picture. I think I took 30 and got one. ONE!!

Will you pretty please link up with us? If you say no, I'll hunt you down and squirt you with breast milk. Eww. Sorry. It's all I could come up with on short notice.

Trying to lose weight? Need motivation? Check out MyFitnessPal. It's free and can be an app on your phone. You can log your weight {which is private} and track your food and fitness and get lots of encouragement from your friends. Find me! Let's motivate each other! Maybe some of my friends on there should have talked me out of dessert on Saturday night. Thanks a lot, jerks.